THE SLOP-FREE
WEBRING
Neighbors of the baloney. Hand-rolled HTML. No trackers. No slop.
This page is the canonical ring hub. Side quests live elsewhere, but they report back here.
VISITOR COUNT
You are approximately the 42,000th slop-averse human to pass through.
★ RING MEMBERS ★
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thebaloney.ai
This one. A manifesto about AI baloney. Eight narrated versions. NO BACON.
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The Meat Wide Web
A loud, 90s side exhibit with dial-up tones, Wayback snapshots, and guestbook chaos.
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[LOT FOR LEASE]
Have a hand-rolled, non-slop website? Apply to be a neighbor.
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[LOT FOR LEASE]
Text. Links. Optional blink tag. We're not strict.
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No LLM-generated content. Humans and their friends only.
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RULES OF THE RING
- Your site must be hand-rolled. Frameworks fine. Farmed LLM content not fine.
- No trackers beyond one privacy-respecting analytics pixel. You know the ones.
- No cookie walls. No dark patterns. No newsletter pop-ups within 5 seconds.
- You must link back to the ring in a visible footer or sidebar.
- Disagreement is welcome. Slop is not.
A member of the SLOP-FREE WEBRING since 2026.
This page was hand-typed. The marquee is regrettable. We kept it on purpose.
Want the maximal nostalgia detour? Visit The Meat Wide Web and then come right back.